* Dance Belt – Waxy Moon was the guy, and he's a local burlesque performer. I loved this one - it's so body positive. * Citizen Came – Funny, but not exciting in any way. * Full Swap – Yeah, this one was boring. * Boys Beware – I really thought this one was funny. It was filmed well and the actors were very sexy. * Read My Lips – boring. Really unsexy and badly acted. * I’m Hard – I couldn't quite figure out why this one was accepted, though I found myself laughing. * The Good Book – The girl was a terrible actress, but the priest had PRESENCE and a good slap on him. I enjoyed it a lot when they weren't talking. * How to Please Your Man – Yeah, this one was very amusing. I liked the juxtaposition of Larry King with blow jobs. Cliche shocking, but done well. * Beyond Gay – I voted for this one for the funniest. The dialogue was great and the failure to be sexy was done quite well. * Incubus – I thought this one was really sexy. I was actually scared throughout that they were going to throw in a disembowelment or something equally as gory and horrifying and scar me while I was turned on. Nicely done. * Dumpster Humpster – Really uninspiring. * Sex Moves 102 – It started out ok with the clown, but then fell into stupid rather quickly. I didn't like this one at all. Very unmemorable. * Violet Uprising – Oh, the dolls! I had forgotten about them. this was awesome, though, yes, it was neither sexy nor funny. * Maximum Overload – This one was ok, but it could have been a lot better. * Trolley Tryst – Definitely one of the sexiest - this one was originally made as part of a different entry, but was good enough they took it out and submitted it by itself. Excellently done, very sexy, and so risky! I loved it. * Guess Who’s Cumming to Dinner – It was ok. * The Password – I loved the needles, but the cigarette had me cringing. Bad acting, yes, but good torture. * The Modern Housewife – This was my pick for sexiest. Just the right combination of funny and sexy (and very sexy!) and I found it very clever, which makes it the sexiest of all. * I Went To a Party and Had a Dream – Really really boring. * Our Ruinous Love – This one hurt so badly to watch. Ow ow ow ow ow ow. Oh, just thinking about it makes me cringe. Effective, yeah, but so horrifying! * Fuck – I thought it was funny, but dumb. * Cyclust – This one started out very sexy, but the montage style became too overwhelming of the content and stopped being sexy entirely. * ET2: Well, it helps make people more comfortable when you're talking about the festival to tell the story of this one.
my commentary
* Citizen Came – Funny, but not exciting in any way.
* Full Swap – Yeah, this one was boring.
* Boys Beware – I really thought this one was funny. It was filmed well and the actors were very sexy.
* Read My Lips – boring. Really unsexy and badly acted.
* I’m Hard – I couldn't quite figure out why this one was accepted, though I found myself laughing.
* The Good Book – The girl was a terrible actress, but the priest had PRESENCE and a good slap on him. I enjoyed it a lot when they weren't talking.
* How to Please Your Man – Yeah, this one was very amusing. I liked the juxtaposition of Larry King with blow jobs. Cliche shocking, but done well.
* Beyond Gay – I voted for this one for the funniest. The dialogue was great and the failure to be sexy was done quite well.
* Incubus – I thought this one was really sexy. I was actually scared throughout that they were going to throw in a disembowelment or something equally as gory and horrifying and scar me while I was turned on. Nicely done.
* Dumpster Humpster – Really uninspiring.
* Sex Moves 102 – It started out ok with the clown, but then fell into stupid rather quickly. I didn't like this one at all. Very unmemorable.
* Violet Uprising – Oh, the dolls! I had forgotten about them. this was awesome, though, yes, it was neither sexy nor funny.
* Maximum Overload – This one was ok, but it could have been a lot better.
* Trolley Tryst – Definitely one of the sexiest - this one was originally made as part of a different entry, but was good enough they took it out and submitted it by itself. Excellently done, very sexy, and so risky! I loved it.
* Guess Who’s Cumming to Dinner – It was ok.
* The Password – I loved the needles, but the cigarette had me cringing. Bad acting, yes, but good torture.
* The Modern Housewife – This was my pick for sexiest. Just the right combination of funny and sexy (and very sexy!) and I found it very clever, which makes it the sexiest of all.
* I Went To a Party and Had a Dream – Really really boring.
* Our Ruinous Love – This one hurt so badly to watch. Ow ow ow ow ow ow. Oh, just thinking about it makes me cringe. Effective, yeah, but so horrifying!
* Fuck – I thought it was funny, but dumb.
* Cyclust – This one started out very sexy, but the montage style became too overwhelming of the content and stopped being sexy entirely.
* ET2: Well, it helps make people more comfortable when you're talking about the festival to tell the story of this one.