Freelance two year old for hire

[kingrat]

I am hereby volunteering myself to help out my many friends. Y'all need to learn to say no. But if you find yourself having problems saying this small word when you should, and thereby end up overscheduled, without sufficient funds, or you just can't get your books back from the people to whom you lent them, you can hire me. I'll tell you no. I'll tell your friends no. I'll tell your wife no. I'll tell your parents no. I'll even tell your boss no.

I work cheap. Maybe even for cookies.

Comments

[mariquita.livejournal.com]

That reminds me, I owe you a book...

[dyann.livejournal.com]

No.

yes-man?

[patosa.livejournal.com]

does this make you the no-man?

[kumimonster.livejournal.com]

i know a bunch of sexy boot wearing babes that have been on this molest guys with long tongue thing...

[kingrat]

Yeah, I ain't saying no to that. Send em my way.

[kumimonster.livejournal.com]

hah

stay on target!

[kingrat]

I say no for other people. not for me. I'll hire someone else to say no for me.

[kumimonster.livejournal.com]

you shall overcome!

[burgunder.livejournal.com]

That just made me giddy with joy.